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Apr. 7th, 2012


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Hi my few followers! I'm probably not going to post on here having transferred to Tumblr for most of my blogging needs, using livejournal to read fanfiction if you want to follow me my url is clumsydramageek.

Jun. 25th, 2011


Marriage Equality in N.Y.C!

 Basically, I'm a lucky bitch, I live in the U.K. where civil partnerships are rather old hat now. But it's another step towards equality for my L.G.B.T pal's in the U.S.A. I've been anticpating this for a week now. The politicians ummed and ahhhed but they did it. One more state down...fourty four to go.

Jun. 8th, 2011


Back on track....

Yeah I know, I've been bad and not posted in over a year. God so much has happened since that last post.
1. I got through my first year of uni.
2.I've had two steady girlfriends.
3. I have REAL friends for the first time in my life.
5.I got drunk, lost my virginity, tried a cigarette and went out to a load of gay bars.
6. I bought a sex toy.

I'm now at home for three months until i go back and move in with my bestie Caz in a new house for year two. Gonna be good!

Aug. 19th, 2010

when will there be chicken?



Jun. 23rd, 2010

Your grossing out my baby

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Jun. 20th, 2010


The end of the world.....

Series one of Glee is over. *Curls up into a ball and eats ice cream*

May. 2nd, 2010

I can haz Elphie?

Late Nights And A Loopy Cat

 I have a new cat! She is called Honey gorgeous but a tiny bit crazy..Honey is a food focused cat....if you don't have food she bites you....and spents most of the night awake. We are hoping she will settle down....soon preferably.

Apr. 22nd, 2010

My hat hates you.

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I was soooo happy on Monday. like Stupidly. Because I get to enjoy the hotness that is Lea Michele.
the hilarity of Jane Lynch(note icon and also:  "You two are the dumbest students I have ever met, and I once taught a cheerleading seminar to a young Sarah Palin." ROFL), Chris Colfer ("Will:what do you guys say when you answer the phone?, Mercedes: What up!, Artie: Who dis be? Kurt: No she's dead this is her son." Morbid yet so so funny!) and Heather Morris ("Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?" best Glee line ever! <3),  and the adorableness that is Jayma Mays....and next week is the "Power of Madonna" and if the icons on Glee fic of Will and Emma are anything to go by....Emma is about to get down and dirty! Woop, woop! Oh come on! You guys know me, I always enjoy a bit of smut every now and then....ok...a lot of smut ;)

Apr. 17th, 2010

get out of my grill

Smiles, tears and getting absolutely squiffy!

It's been an intresting easter holiday thats for sure! To start off I had to finish ALL of my A level coursework for Drama and English...English wasn't too bad actually, I had two questions, one I had created myself:

Discuss the view that Atwood and Perkins Gilman have created characters struggling to achieve identity in a patriarchal society. Examine the ways the authors present their characters struggle for identity.   (I was pretty chuffed with that title...my teacher said it was the best in the class! :D)
And the other a set question with the poem of my choice from Carol Anne Duffy's (incidently the first female and GAY poet laureate....its only taken 400 years >:( ) book of poems "The Worlds Wife" (absolutely hilarious and moving...Go and read it! Now..I command thee!):
Discuss how far Duffy’s poem “Pygmalion’s Bride” subverts the tradition of negative stereotyping of women in literature. (Basically I had a massive femenist rant...always lots of fun! :D :D :D)

 Now depsite being a drama GEEK and I mean GEEK. As Geeky as it comes.I LOATHE LOATHE LOATHE drama coursework. You have a series of 6 questions you have to answer in 2000 words. You have to explain how you got from your stimulus to the devised peice we created and performed....simple answer to that question?: I dont have a fucking clue! We were working on that play for six PAINFUL months trying not to kill each other from frustration let alone know how the fuck we got the end result!...Ok  rant over :) .

Very Very bad day last Thursday. My cat jessica has been very poorly from a hyper thyroid and chest condition and while initially we were able to treat her with tablets it only prolonged her life for a month before her blood pressure went too high from the tablets. As we were going to france the next day I made the decision to have her put too sleep at home.It was really very peaceful, I held her in my arms in the sun in the garden and told her I loved her as she went gently to meet her moggy maker. We buried her in her favorite spot in the garden in her favorite blanket and I put some hydranga bulbs on top and marked it with a pretty stone with her name on. But I still really miss her, I used to carry her around like a baby and she let me cry into her fur when I was upset and she slept with me every night from the first day I got her and  she used to turn into a puddle of goo when I rubbed her tummy and purr for hours and I saved her a bit of meat from my dinner every night...oddly enough her favorite was tandoori chicken....and suprise suprise I'm on the verge of blubbing and eating chocolate.(Warning note, your cat dying is can cause serious damage to your diet).

Then we had a week in France, Normandy to be exact and it really helped, I desperately needed a holiday. I ate waaay to much french cheese and my GCSE standard french came into action once more. There was also a total of 13 partially wild cats at the site where we stayed, you could feed them but try and touch them and they just ran away. 8 of them were black..I swear I have never seen so many black cats...I'm waiting for the bad luck to start but I seem to be ok so far! :) And you know the French,,they love their wine..and so do I....a bit too much. The consequence?: trying to make hollandaise sauce at 3 am it turning into skanky goo, pouring it down the sink making the it block up ..Nuff said...

On a very happy note we are going today to an abandoned cat sancutary to try and fill the void that Jessica left behind...and a not so happy note...I still have to unpack... and finish my philosophy and ethics revision.....:headdesk:


Mar. 27th, 2010


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Kerry was just on national television. And looking incredible as always.She kept doing the sex tongue through her teeth thing....I have clearly watched to many youtube vids of her. But those girls on "over the rainbow" are so friggin lucky...I would happily sleep with a man just to get the expeirence they are getting, critical advice from shelia hancock and THE Lord Webber, training with some of the biggest names in musical theatre....god the lucky bitches. I want to go and bitch slap them all!

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